伙计 Cool, man.
我真的没想到 I'm not even tripping off that.
他们的规矩居然是那样子的 It's the whole setup they got going down there.
夜总会简直可以为所欲为 Nightclubs do whatever they want.
我们排队等了一个小时 Man, we were waiting in that line for like an hour.
他们居然不停地挑好看的人 They just kept grabbing random THOTs
然后把她们放到队伍的最前面 and pulling them to the front of the line
就好像我们根本不存在一样 like we don't even exist.
听我说 OK.
那如果让你来经营一家夜总会 So if you're running a club, are you
你是会让一身臭汗的丑男人让女孩们觉得不舒服 gonna have all the ugly, sweaty dudes making all of the girls uncomfortable?
还是会把最漂亮的女人挑出来 Or are you gonna have the most beautiful women
让她们都待在一起？ picked from the line, packed in one room?
你说得对 You're right.
对 Yeah.
这都是比率问题 伙计 It's all about the ratio, man.
你说得对 You're right.
只是 我讨厌被人看不起 It's just, I hate feeling like I'm at the bottom of the totem
你知道吗？ pole, you know?
你很棒啊 兄弟 You're a trip, man.
我再也不会去那个夜总会了 I'm never standing in that line again.
伙计 不可能 Dude, no way, man.
新来的教授会生气的 The new professor's gonna be pissed.
我们得拍一部有实质内容的电影 We need a film with some substance.
我又不是电影专业的那些书呆子 我可以拍一部实际一点的电影 I'm not a film major so that I can make practical films.
我拍电影是为了讲故事 明白吗？ I make films so that I can tell stories, OK?
我们先从动作戏开始 So let's focus on the action first,
然后我们就可以引入剑客了 and then we can bring in the swordsman, all right?
一个身穿闪闪发光的银色盔甲的骑士 Open on a knight riding in, decked out
骑着马出现 in a suit of glowing silver armor, eh?
在马上 挥舞着他的国旗 And then on his horse, he's waving his country's flag.
好吧 塔伦蒂诺 我们要去哪里找马？ OK, Tarantino, so where we gonna get a horse?
注：昆汀·塔伦蒂诺 著名导演
我在东部有一些乡下的亲戚 I've got some hillbilly cousins out east.
哦 很好 Oh, cool, cool.
好 OK.
那闪闪发光的盔甲和飘扬的旗帜呢？ What about, um, the glowing armor and the waving flag?
我看电影是为了看一些特别的东西 You know, I go to the movies to see something extraordinary,
不是去看无聊的日常的 not some shit that I could do at home.
也许等到你这穷鬼赚了大钱 Well, maybe if your broke ass made some extraordinary money,
我们就能给你的狗屎电影梦投资了 then maybe we could fund some of your bullshit ideas.
我已经想到一个 I've already figured out a way for us
在这个夏天赚钱的办法了 to make some cash this summer.
快讲啊 我急死了 Now, that's what I want to hear.
接下来有人会举办一个很大的派对 So there's this big party coming up.
不 不 不 不 Dude, no, no, no, no.
绝对不行 Hell no.
我告诉过你 我不会做脱衣舞郎的 I told you, I'm not gonna be a stripper.
这次不脱 放心 Not the stripper idea this time, OK?
因为 你的乳头太小了 Your nipples are way too small, anyway.
看起来跟葡萄干似的 They're like Raisinets.
没人会喜欢看的 It would never work.
所以不行 It wouldn't work.
别吐槽我的乳头了 Yo, stop talking about my nipples.
我联系了派对的主办方 I shot the-- the host of the party a DM, though,
他完全欢迎我们进去拍电影 and he's totally down for us to film it.
狗屎 Shit.
给多少钱？ How much?
100刀 $100.
就这么点？ That's it?
总比没有好啊 不是吗？ That's $100 more than we have right now, isn't it?
你房租不是还是你爸妈给的钱吗？ Look, aren't your parents paying your rent?
没有 No.
实际上 是学生贷款 Actually, student loans are.
看 这就是为什么我们需要这笔钱 See, this is why we need this money, OK?
这可能会带来更多的派对和更多的钱 This could lead to more parties and more money.
什么样的派对？ What kind of parties?
家庭派对？ House party?
你对果冻摔跤的感觉如何？ So how'd you feel about that jello wrestling?
天啊 简直太棒了 Oh my god, that was amazing.
你绝对应该去试一下 You should have been there.
你看了这个视频 绝对应该去试一下 Yes, you watching this video, you should have been there.
简直爽爆了 It was epic.
爽爆了 It was epic.
你看到了吗？ Were you there?
我看到了 I was there.
女士们 先生们 他也看到了 He was there, ladies and gentlemen.
他也看了 He was there.
卡 Cut.
我们不能把这个发出去 Yo, we can't post this.
什么？ What?
我们不能把这个发出去 We can't post this!
你知道这能给我们带来什么吗 I don't think you realize what this is gonna do for us.
我觉得你完全不知道这个玩意儿的严重后果 Yeah, I don't think you realize what this could do to us.
你想在社交媒体上有更多的点击量和粉丝吧？ You want more views and followers on social media, right?
这就是途径 This is how.
这录像里面的人犯了一大堆的轻罪 科迪 We have footage, Cody, of a hundred misdemeanors.
里面有些人还未满21岁呢 Not everyone there was over 21.
我才不管呢 I don't care.
只要有好媒体就行 Any press is good press.
这可能会让我们成为视频摄影师的 兄弟 This could put us on the map as videographers, bro.
你不知道这会给我们带来多少关注量 I don't think you realize how much attention this is gonna bring.
你早就想要出名了 You know you want this.
让我想想 Let me think.
更多的点击量 更多的钱 更多的奶… More views, more money, more t--
闭嘴 Yeah, shut up.
让我好好想想 Let me think.
让我看看录像 Let me see the footage.
你还记得那个果冻豆小妞吗？ Do you remember the chick with the jelly beans, man?
我不知道她是怎么弄到那个袋子的—— She, like-- I don't know how she got that whole bag--
我知道了 I got it.
知道什么？ You got it?
我有办法了 I got it.
给他们的脸打码 I'll blur their faces.
他们的身份就不会暴露了 Their identities are safe.
我们也不用负责了 Our asses are covered.
非常合法 Full recognition.
但是 呃 让我先和凯谈谈 Yo, but, uh, let me talk to Kay first.
什么？ What?
我想先和凯谈谈 I want to talk to Kay first.
你们不是分手了吗？ Aren't y'all on a break?
所以呢？ And?
我们已经拍摄了这段视频 We already filmed the video.
你想什么呢？ How is that even gonna go?
嗯？ You know?
你要说些什么？ What are you gonna say?
"凯 听着 我知道我们分了 "Uh, look, Kay, I know we're on a break,
但是我和一群喝醉了的辣妹 but I filmed this party video with a bunch
拍了一个派对视频 of drunk hot chicks.
我能不能把它发到网上去呢 " And I'm wondering if it's OK if I post it."
我会处理好的 I'll handle it.
她对我唯命是从 I got Kay wrapped around my finger.
没问题 It's nothing.
凯 我刚拍了个派对视频 有一大堆 Kay, I just filmed this party, and there was a whole bunch
半裸的女孩 of girls that were half naked.
我们喝了很多酒 There was a lot of drinking.
有兄弟会的人 姐妹会的人 There was fraternities, sororities, all these people
所有人都玩得很开心 there, and everyone was having a good time.
我只是—— And I just didn't--
只是—— I just--
杰 没事 Jay, it's fine.
这没关系 It's fine.
你确定吗？ Are you sure?
因为这个派对很疯狂 Because it was a wild party.
你知道我什么都没做 And you know I didn't do anything.
我什么也没做 I didn't do nothing.
我告诉他们 我就跟个女孩说了几句话 I told them, look, I'm talking to this girl right now.
我只是在那里工作赚钱—— I was just there to work to make money--
无所谓 你现在是单身狗 Look, whatever it is, you're single.
你想干啥干啥去 You can do whatever you want.
我只是不想把我们关系搞得太糟糕 I just didn't want to mess up anything between us, you know?
杰 你可真是太贴心了 Jay, that's sweet of you.
真的 It really is.
但我真的想要和你分开 But when I said that I needed a break, I meant it.
我想知道我是什么样的人 I'm trying to find out who I am as a person.
我也在努力 I'm trying.
我在努力找乐子 I'm trying to have fun.
我去参加派对和其他活动 但是—— I'm-- I'm going to these parties and things, but it's--
我只是想和你在一起 凯 I just want to be here with you, Kay.
杰 我—— Jay, I--
你还记得你第一次来的时候吗？ Do you remember that time, the first time you came over?
我们闲逛 看电影 Like, we were just hanging out, watching movies,
吃爆米花 就像我们在中学时一样？ eating popcorn like we were in middle school again?
我们都很紧张 坐在那里 手发抖 We were so nervous, just sitting there, hands shaking.
凯 我把厕纸用完了 Kay, I think you need more toilet paper.
你的朋友吗？ Who's your friend?
你好啊 Howdy.
停下来 Stop!
够了 That's enough!
你能别叫了吗？ Would you stop screaming?
伙计 闭嘴 Man, shut up!
进房间去 Get in the room.
你是为了他和我分手的？ We broke up for that?
你觉得我还不如那个家伙？ That's who you put over me?
我不知道 I don't know.
不 No.
不 你知道 No, you do know.
我想听你亲口说 No, and I want to hear it from you.
而不是通过社交媒体 Not one of your social media pages
或者你照片墙上的模特朋友—— or one of your Insta model girlfriends--
好 Fine.
首先 他经常在我身边 First of all, he was around.
我在上学 I'm in school--
让我说完 Let me finish!
首先 他在我身边 First of all, he was around.
第二 他可以带我去 Second of all, he has money to take
看一看这个世界 me places and show me things.
我想出去看看 杰 I want to go places, Jay.
我想看看新的事物 I want to see things.
我想让别人看见我 I want to go places and be seen.
电影和派对？ Movies and chill?
有趣不了多久 It's fun for a little while.
第三 他有一份真正的工作 而不是一些不现实的梦想 Third, he has a real job, not some unreachable dream.
所以我就是这样一个人 对吗？ So that's all I am to you, huh?
空有梦想的穷光蛋 Broke guy with dreams.
这很好 It's sweet.
真的很好 It really is.
这世界需要更多像你这样的人 We need more people like you in the world.
但梦想是不会替你付房租的 But dreams don't pay the rent, baby.
你和他上床了吗？ Did you sleep with him?
杰 Jay.
你和他上床了吗？ Did you sleep with him?
我很抱歉 I am sorry.
不 你并不 No, you're not.
如果你抱歉的话 你会告诉我的 Because if you're sorry, you would have told me.
我本来想告诉你的 I was going to tell you.
什么时候？ When?
在他拉完屎之前还是之后？ Before or after he was done taking a shit?
哦 天哪 Oh, god!
兄弟 你又把我坑死了 Bro, you just made me die!
我要把你的房子连着你的孩子一起烧掉 I will burn your house down with all of your children in it.
我要—— And I'll make--
我要让你的狗看着 I'll make your dog watch.
然后把它抢过来自己养 And then I'll adopt it.
我要把你的家人切成美味可口的肉块 I'm gonna cut your family up in nice, delicious squares.
我要把你煮成加了奶酪和狗屎的 I will cook you into a beautiful bolognese sauce with--
意大利肉酱 with some cheese and shit.
他妈的 一定很好吃 And oh, goddamn, it will be so good.
我一定吃个精光 It'll be so good in my belly!
我要吃掉你的命根子 王八蛋 I'll eat your life force, bitch.
搞定了 Done.
你做好了？ You finished?
我把视频发了 Dropped the video.
天呐 My boy.
我们走吧 Let's go.
天哪 72分？ Holy shit, a 72?
两天之前我们不是复习过吗？ We went over this like two days before.
你怎么回事？ What happened?
我不知道 I don't know.
你心情不好吗？ Were you in a bad mood?
没有 No.
你没作弊吗？ Did you try to cheat?
抄谁的？ Off of who?
你还在和那个开着一辆小破货车 Are you still dating that squatty douche bag,
整天喊着"我的继父用我的胳膊掐烟头" third-string running back with the "my stepdad put cigarettes
的矮胖子约会吗？ out on my arm" busted pick-up truck?
哇 Wow.
不 不是因为他 And no, it's not because of him.
那是怎么回事？ Then what happened?
我就是不在乎呗 I just don't care anymore.
我已经进入了我想要的学校 我累了 I already got into the school I wanted, and I'm exhausted.
你连SAT都还没考呢 You haven't even taken your SATs yet.
注：SAT约等于美国高考
什么学校会接受—— What school would even accept--
你没跟我商量就选了学校？ you picked a school without even telling me?
嗯 学校在丹佛 Well, it's in Denver.
你要大老远地跑去丹佛？ You're going all the way out to Denver?
就因为那里毒品合法？ Because weed is legal?
等等 Wait.
你不会吸过大麻了吧？ Have you tried weed?
这就是我没有告诉你的原因 That's why I didn't tell you.
不 我还没有 No, I haven't.
瘾君子看起来更酷 明白吗？ Potheads are just cooler people, you know?
哦 我的上帝 Oh my god.
我学校里的瘾君子都不批判别人 思想开放 The ones in my school are non judgemental, free-thinking,
而且相当自由 and pretty liberal.
而其他人都自以为是 自命不凡 Everyone else in my school is closed-minded, pretentious,
还有点种族歧视 and slightly racist.
你明白的 You've seen them.
如果你把"自命不凡"这个单词 You know, if you'd have used the word
用在文章里的话 可能就能拿个B了 pretentious on this shit essay, you might've gotten a B.
你在听吗？ Are you even listening?
是的 是的 Yeah, yeah.
你所有的朋友都是混蛋 All your friends are assholes.
没错 They are.
那又怎样？ So what?
所以这就是你给自己定位的方式？ That-- that's how you're gonna decide your place in the world?
你就凭借这一点做出了这个决定？ That's-- your big decision comes off of that?
你不能用一个小小的私立学校 You can't judge the whole world based off
来评判整个世界 of your little private school.
那我还能用什么来评判这个世界呢？ What else do I have to judge the world off of?
啊 Gah!
我真希望我能 You know, I wish I could just give you
把我所知道的一切都教给你 everything I know so you can just
这样你就能跳过这狗屎的阶段 skip past all the bullshit.
那还有什么意思呢？ What's the fun in that?
我讨厌你 I hate you.
我有没有说过 Did I tell you that I was thinking
我想加入女生联谊会？ about joining a sorority?
我不干了 I quit.
凯蒂 Katie.
是啊 还不错 Yeah, it's not bad.
你只要小心不要重复… You just want to make sure you don't restate the pro--
你—— You--
凯蒂 我在叫你 Katie, I've been calling you.
妈妈 我正在努力学习 Mom, I'm trying to study.
洗碗机里的碗你都拿出来了吗 Did you empty the dishwasher?
忘了 Oops.
等我们弄完这个 我会让她去弄的 After we knock this out, I'll make sure she takes care of it.
谢谢 Thank you.
今年夏天你能在这里我很高兴 I'm glad you're in town this summer.
不客气 No problem.
我来这里只是为了想让简历上多一些志愿者的经历 I'm just here because the volunteer hours look good
会很好看 on my resume.
嘿 Hey.
快接 Pick up.
杰 怎么了 伙计？ Jay, what's going on, man?
是我 It's me.
是DJ特里奇 It's DJ Tricky Fresh.
快把视频撤了 Pull the video.
我们遇到了紧急情况 We got an emergency.
撤下来 Pull it.
清理掉 Destroy it.
删掉 Delete it.
怎么样都行 Whatever you gotta do.
烧掉也行 Burn it.
尽快回我电话 好吗 伙计？ Get back to me as soon as you can, all right, man?
接电话就是 Pick up your phone.
兄弟 2,500次播放量 而且还在增加 Dude, 2,500 views and still climbing.
哦 我的天 Oh my g--
这太牛批了 兄弟 This is insane, bro.
我告诉过你这会让我们爆红的 I told you that this would put us on the map.
另外 如果你接到电话说 Plus, if you get a call, though, from--
说自己是DJ什么的 不管他叫啥 from DJ Shitty Chest or whatever his name is,
都别理他 don't-- don't worry about it.
我来处理 I'll handle it.
哦 放松点 Oh, relax.
他们的脸打过码的 Their faces are blurred.
没事的 Everything is fine.
不 No!
这办法太狗屎了 That was a bullshit fix.
警察盯上这事了 The cops busted the event.
他们把几个人送进了监狱 They took a few people to jail.
他们开了罚单 They wrote tickets.
他们知道有未成年人喝酒 They knew that there were minors drinking.
他们已经大到可以自己做决定了 They are old enough to make their own decisions.
随他们去吧 So screw 'em.
不是这样的 科迪 It doesn't work that way, Cody.
我们卖酒给他们 We provided them with alcohol.
这是D级的轻罪 最严重的情况 That's a class D misdemeanor with a maximum sentence
要坐364天牢和罚款200万美元 of 364 days in jail and $2 million in fines.
我不知道你怎么想 但我不想坐牢 I don't know about you, but I'm not trying to go to jail
不然就得加入帮派 and then have to get jumped into a gang
否则得不到保护 that I had to join to get protection.
再然后我还要找一些墨西哥人来证明自己 And then have to shank some Mexican to prove my worth.
我根本不是种族主义者 I ain't even racist.
我喜欢墨西哥玉米卷饼 I love tacos.
再再然后 不知道哪天洗澡的时候 Then, one day, when I'm showering all alone by myself,
会有墨西哥黑帮来袭击我 I have to get jumped by the Mexican gang
那个给我做过证明的人也在里头 that the guy I shanked was in.
再再再然后我就会像巴拿马火鸡一样被人围观 And then I get passed around like a Panama Blue City blunt!
什么？ What?
呃 好吧 Uh, OK.
首先 给他们卖酒的不是我们 First, we didn't provide any of that.
是你卖的 You did.
其次 我认为你电视看多了 And second, I think you watch too much TV.
照我说的做 Listen to the best.
我是DJ 特里克 I'm DJ Tricky Fresh.
把该死的视频撤下来 Pull the damn video.
好的 好的 OK, fine.
好的 Fine.
我们会把视频撤下来的 We'll pull the video.
我不想惹上麻烦 I don't want to get in trouble.
视频不能撤 We're not pulling the video.
万一我们也受到牵连怎么办？ What if this shit falls back on us.
不 他们已经抓到元凶了 DJ屎壳郎还是啥来着 No, they already have the ringleader, DJ Shitty Chest or whatever.
他们还能怎么样？ And what would they even do?
他们凭什么逮捕我们？ What would they even arrest us for?
另外 警察还有更重要的事情要处理 Plus, the cops have more important things to handle.
他们有的忙的 They'll gun down or whatever it is they do.
不是所有的警察都是坏人 Not all cops are bad.
也不是所有的犯罪都值得跟进 And not all crimes are worth following up on.
所以我们只要接受这回报就好了 So let's just accept what's fallen into our laps.
什么回报？ And what's that?
关注度 名誉 和动力 Attention, reputation, and momentum.
已经有人在发短信问我下次视频的事了 People are already texting me about our next event.
可惜我们失去了唯一的联系人 Too bad we lost our only contact.
我整个上午都在打电话找新的联系人 Well, I've been on the phones all morning.
我找到了一个感兴趣的人 I found someone who's interested.
你听说过那个叫"模糊爱情"的酒吧吗？ Have you ever heard of the bar called the Fuzzy Love?
没有 No.
而且我也不想在一个叫"模糊爱情"的地方工作 And I'm not working for a place called the Fuzzy Love.
我每周需要一段视频给周四晚上的"大学之夜"节目用 I'm looking for one video a week for our Thursday night college nights.
我希望它能准确反映真实的环境 I really want it to capture the environment.
发霉的墙壁和小便的臭味？ Moldy walls and the smell of piss?
把重点放在女孩身上 Now, focus on the girls the most.
女孩和酒 You know, girls and drinks.
越年轻的女孩越好 The younger the girls, the better.
你打算出多少钱？ How much money are you looking to get rid of?
你想赚多少钱呢？ Well, how much money are you trying to make?
300美元 $300.
呃 150美元 Eh, $150.
275美元 我们会加点特效 $275 and we'll throw in some special effects.
200美元 Oh, $200.
狗屎 Bullshit!
250美元 $250.
听着 伙计 这是一个周更的视频 Look, man, it's one video a week.
我知道你能做到 I know you can do that.
我做不到 I can't do that.
真的吗？ You can't do that?
做不到 Can't do it.
拜托 艾尔 Come on, Al.
艾尔 我们都认识这么久了 Al, after all we've been through.
拜托 伙计 Come on, buddy.
拜托 Come on.
听我的吧 伙计 Work with me here, man.
让我们直说吧 Look-- look, let's be honest.
别扯什么别的花里胡哨的先 All cards on the table, all bullshit aside,
你打电话给我们是因为你 the reason you called us here is because you
不想给一个杂牌大学毕业的 don't want to shell out $1,000 to some filmmaker who
把公司开在老妈公寓里的电影制作人 showed you his production reel of slo-mo shots of the city
付一千刀的工资 with sad-ass, sappy music playing
因为他们只能给你做一段 in the background with his non-accredited film degree
加了一些悲伤的背景音乐的 from some local ass college while he runs his production
城市慢镜头而已 company out of his mother's apartment.
何况我只要每周250美元 All I'm asking for is $250 a week.
我们48小时就能做好 And we'll have a turnaround rate of 48 hours.
225美元一段视频 我会在电视和夜总会里所有的电视机上 $225 a video, and I'll play your videos through our TV
把你们的视频放上一周 monitors in the club throughout the week.
成交 Deal.
好吧 All right!
下周见禽兽们 See you animals next week.
记住能拍几个女孩就拍几个 And remember to put as many girls in the videos as you can.
女孩和酒 Girls and drinks.
你们喜欢派对吗？ You guys enjoying the party?
喜欢 Yeah!
是的 Yes!
太棒了 It's awesome!
太棒了 It's awesome.
你们经常来这里吗？ You guys come out here a lot?
是的 一直来 Yeah, all the time.
每次都来 All the time.
每周四晚上都来 Every Thursday night.
今天晚上的摔跤比赛就要开始了 Jello wrestling is going down tonight.
我希望你们已经准备好了 I hope you guys are ready for this.
我想看到有人被狠狠地摔一下 I want to see somebody get slammed, personally.
我等不及了 I can't wait.
开始了 It's going down.
兄弟 你没注意到大家看我们拿着这小破玩意儿的眼神吗？ Dude, don't you see how everyone looks at us with that thing?
这让我们看起来很业余 It makes us look like amateurs.
我们就是业余啊 We are amateurs.
是啊 但是不用让每个人都知道 Yeah, but everybody doesn't need to know that.
那摄像机太菜了 That thing sucks.
小心点 Watch it.
不要那样说朱迪思 And don't talk about Judith like that.
朱迪思？ Judith?
认真的吗？ Really?
是啊 名字很合适它 Yeah, it fits.
这就是问题所在 That's the problem.
我们需要一个摄像头 起名叫—— We need a camera that says something like--
比如列奥尼达斯什么的 like Leonidas or something.
是啊 Yeah.
或者是天启 Or Apocalypse.
没错 Exactly.
这样 我们就能有更多的客户—— That way, we can have more clients--
或者叫利维坦 Or the Leviathan.
是啊 太完美了 Yeah, that's perfect.
所以让我们—— So we--
或者叫梅菲斯特费勒斯 Or Mephistopheles.
科迪 Cody!
抱歉 Sorry.
刚刚我抽了一点大麻 I smoked a little bit right before we left.
我们的摄像机需要这样而不是这样 We need the camera to be able to do more of this and less of this.
噢 Ow.
好的 OK.
我们需要更多的快门选择 更多的曝光 We have more shutter options, more light exposure,
还有下光圈设置 lower aperture settings.
很好 OK, fine.
我们会搞的 Let's get that.
但我们能明天再说吗？ But can we do it tomorrow?
我有一个小妞要去泡 I got a chick that needs my attention.
好的 Yeah.
别跟个娘们似的 Stop being a little bitch.
德州僵局 Texas standoff.
那是啥？ Uh, what's that?
你只要说"德州僵局" First person who takes three shots and chugs a beer wins.
就能开始喝酒比赛 And all you have to say is "Texas standoff"
第一个喝下三杯酒的人就是赢家 to initiate the duel.
这太荒谬了 That's ridiculous.
脱衣舞娘害怕了？ Is the stripper scared?
首先 我们这行叫做舞女 Uh, first of all, I am a go-go dancer.
其次 这不是—— Second of all, which is not--
舞女是什么？ A go-go dancer?
你了解那里面的女孩儿么？ You know those girls inside?
怎样 Uh-huh.
她们会盛装打扮 去夜总会 They get all dressed up, and they go to the club,
但她们跳舞是拿不到钱的 and they dance for free?
而我跳舞就能拿到钱 I get paid to do it.
该死 Damn.
我在夜总会工作基本能养活自己 I basically get paid to work out at a club.
我有个主意 I got an idea.
是么 Huh?
无论谁赢了 其实应该说无论谁输了 Whoever wins-- whoever loses, I mean--
不管谁输了 都得脱去内衣 whoever loses has to strip down to their underwear,
绕着游泳池跑 然后跳进去 run around the pool, and jump in.
成交？ Deal?
成交 Deal.
德州僵局 Texas standoff.
不可能 No way.
脱下来 Take it off.
玩的开心 Enjoy.
嘿 嘿 看看这个 Hey, yo, check this out.
全新的相机 Brand new camera just came in.
哦 太棒了 Oh, hell yeah.
那个相机有你想要的下光圈吗？ Does that have the low light shit that you wanted?
可不嘛 Game changer.
你收到艾尔的语音信息了吗？ Did you get Al's voicemail?
嗯 Yeah, man.
我不知道我们要怎么办 I don't know what the hell we're gonna do.
你需要信任我 You need to trust me more.
我告诉过你我可以找到潜在客户 I told you I can handle lining up potential clients.
而且之前那个人也没打算让我们干多久 Plus, we knew he wasn't gonna need our videos forever.
现在他还是得播不是吗 And he's still gonna play them.
我有一个可以长期合作的人 I have someone that we can sit down with, you know.
我们应该和他们合作 And we should sit down with them.
而且现在是夏天 所以选择还是很多的 Plus, it's summer, so there's still plenty of options.
我和我的团队看到了你们的小视频 My team and I saw your little videos.
挺不错 They're cute.
但我认为如果你们为我们工作 But I think if you work for us, we
我们可以让你们提升一个档次 can take you guys to the next level.
我们看过你们的宣传视频 Yeah, we saw your little promotional videos.
我们可以改善那不稳定的手机拍摄质感 We can upgrade that shaky cell phone quality.
你们叫什么名字？ What's your guys' name?
嗨啪视频组 Party Hype Film Krew.
嗨啪视频组？ Party Hype Film Krew?
有点拗口 That's a mouthful.
等等 Wait.
让我猜猜 Let me guess.
你们的啪是口字旁的？ The two of you spell "crew" with a K.
好的 OK.
等等 Wait.
让我解释一下 Let me get this straight.
一个当地的夜总会推广者想教我们 A local club promoter is telling us
如何让更多人看到我们的视频？ how to be more marketable to a larger audience?
我们不只是推广夜总会 We don't just promote clubs.
X小队是这块领域的主宰 Squad X dominates the scene.
我们是这一块的垄断者 兄弟 We monopolize the game, baby.
我在市中心附近给每个校园 I got club promoters on every single campus
都安排了夜总会推广者 surrounding downtown.
我们的派对巴士一开出去 We send party buses out, and they bring them
每次都满载而归 back to the club.
如果你们俩能先别这么拽 Now, if the two of you could put your egos aside for a second,
你们就会发现我给你们的机会 you'd be smart enough to see the sweet deal I'm
是多么的宝贵 about to offer you.
好了 好了 All right, all right.
你们出多少钱？ How much money we talking?
还不知道 I don't know.
我和其他几位电影摄制组聊过 I'm talking to a couple of other film crews,
125美元如何？ so why don't we say $125?
呼 Hoo.
我的预期是300美元左右 Yeah, I was thinking more in the ballpark of about $300.
我们有一个全新的相机 一些新设备 而且 Yeah, we got a brand new camera, some new equipment, and that
我们还会做好编辑工作 covers editing as well.
你觉得你有商量的余地吗？ You think this is a negotiation?
就125刀 $125.
把这次看作一次试做 Think of it as a trial run.
试他妈的做 A goddamn trail run?
放狗屁 No, screw that shit, man.
放松点 伙计 Relax, man.
你怎么了？ What's your deal?
他们说什么摄像人员 They're talking about camera crews.
什么摄像人员？ What camera crews?
我们就是摄影人员 We are the camera crew.
别激动 Relax, dude.
你想给一个自负的疯子干活吗？ What, do you want to work for an egotistical maniac?
都已经答应了 I'm already working for one.
算了 伙计 Whatever, man.
听着 Listen.
听我说 Listen!
我们只要像往常一样把视频做好 Let's just kill the video like we always do.
我们会融入这个组织的 We'll get in with this crew.
我们每个星期都能拿到钱来制作视频 We'll get paid to make videos every week.
他们每周都要推广两家夜总会 And they promote two clubs each week.
那就意味着更多的收入 That's more money for us.
是啊 前提是他会付我们钱 Yeah, if they decide to pay us.
他会付钱的 He'll pay.
他们只是要先稍微折腾我们一下 They just have to break us in a little bit.
我们是狗吗？ What are we, dogs?
你就按照他们说的来做 Just play the game for a little bit.
就像你说的 在找到更好的机会之前 Like you said, just use them until we find
先利用一下他们 the next step in the ladder.
你说得对 You're right.
而且我保证这会很有趣 Plus, it'll be fun as shit.
夜总会 女人 酒精 Nightclubs, chicks, drinks.
我们在前进了 We're moving up.
听着 伙计 你不能做出这么极端的决定 Look, man, you don't get to just make extreme decisions like that.
极端的决定？ Extreme decisions?
我知道拍摄对你来说很容易 毫无压力 I know that filming is easy for you and all nonchalant.
但营销是一项严肃的业务 But marketing is a serious business.
我们公司的形象取决于 The look of our company matters on every single piece
我们发布的每一项内容 of content that we put out.
哦 对不起 Oh, I'm sorry.
这段视频的哪一部分 What part of this video misrepresents
丑化了你们公司？ what you do for a living?
事情没这么简单 It's not just that.
在团队里你就得按规矩来 Our team has an order.
有组织结构 有上下级 有制约平衡 There's a structure, a chain of command, checks and balances.
伙计 这只是一个关于派对的视频 Dude, it's a video about partying.
仅此而已 That's it.
放轻松 Relax.
听着 你拍你的视频 Look, you film the video.
然后编辑好 You edit it.
发给我 You send it to me.
我会看的 然后我来决定它的去向 I'll watch it, and then I'll check off on it.
我来决定什么时候发布视频 I get to decide when we post the video.
你不能想发什么就发什么 You don't get to post whatever you want.
你看过网上的反应吗？ Dude, have you seen social media?
每个人都喜欢它 Everyone loves it.
你是唯一一个婊它的人 You're the only one that's bitching about it.
我也是这里唯一的老板 Then I'm the only one that runs this business.
你不满意吗？ You got a problem with that?
你不如滚回去拍你那些破旧脏乱的酒吧吧 Why don't you go back to filming some run-down, shitty-ass bar?
听着 等等 Look, hold on.
等等 Wait.
等等 Just wait.
这太蠢了 This is stupid.
我不想吵架 我也不想对你大吼大叫 I don't want to argue, and I don't want to yell at you.
上传一个视频要看时机的 Look, dropping a video is all about key timing, OK?
如果我们有一场很重要的活动 What if we have an event coming up?
我们就得大肆宣传啊 We've got to hype that up.
我们必须利用好每次推送 We've got to capitalize on a post.
时机很重要 懂吗？ It's all about the timing, OK?
让我们先把视频撤下来 我们再想对策 Let's just pull the video down, and we'll fix it.
拜托了 I mean, come on.
而且那个视频节奏上有一些毛病 There's some pacing issues in that video.
有些镜头有点慢 Some of the shots are a little slow,
我需要它变快点 and I need that to be fast.
让我们一起来解决这个问题 Let's work on it together.
我们可以把它改好 重新上传 然后下一个视频 We can fix it, put it back up, and then on the next video,
我们一起弄 保证没问题 we can work on it together and knock that out.
拜托 伙计 Come on, man.
让我们回去工作 找点乐子吧 Let's get back to work and have some fun.
我们是嗨啪视频组 Party Hype Film Krew.
聚会就该这样 兄弟 This is how we party, bro.
每次出来约会都是一模一样的安排 It's the same shit every single time we go out.
你有意识到吗？ Do you realize that?
这叫做友善 好吗？ It's called being nice, OK?
不是每个人都是生气而且面无表情的混蛋 Not everyone's an angry, stone-faced asshole.
友善？ Nice?
这叫友善？ Is that what you call it?
看到一个人就抓住不放 Complaining about your life to every guy
然后抱怨你的生活 you see like it's so bad.
你会看摔跤杂志 You go to a PWI.
你基本上就是小女生联谊会的皇后 And you're basically the queen of your little sorority.
真的吗？ Really?
你算什么人敢来评判我？ Who are you to judge me?
去你的 Screw you.
哦 是啊 还要记住只要有人讲笑话都要笑 Oh, yeah, and laughing at every guy's joke like it's so funny.
"哈 哈 她也是这么说的" "Ha, ha, that's what she said.
"这笑话真不错 查德 " Good one, Chad."
不要因为你自己的不安全感而责怪我 好吗？ Don't blame me for your own insecurities, OK?
不安全感？ Insecurities?
我管这叫清醒 I call it being aware.
对每个我引荐你的人都看不顺眼就是你不安的表现 Mean mugging every guy I introduce you to is insecure.
因为我不把我们的照片发在社交软件上 Getting angry at me for not posting pictures of us
你就生我的气？ on my social media?
这才叫不安全 That's insecure.
打电话给我的前任 问他我们为什么分手了？ Hitting up my ex, asking him why we broke up?
这就是终极不安全感了 That is so insecure.
好吧 如果我能相信你的话 Yeah, well, maybe if I could trust you,
我就不需要那么做了 你知道吗？ I wouldn't have to do shit like that, you know?
因为你遇到谁都贴上去 Because you entertain every single guy you come across,
还总把你手机上那些垃圾玩意儿秀给我看 showing me stupid shit on your phone like, "Hey, babe,
"嘿 宝贝 看这家伙发给我的照片 look at this picture this guy sent me.
哦天哪 他总是不停给我发短信" Oh my god, he won't stop texting me."
他是怎么得到你的电话号码的？ How did he get your number in the first place?
这才是他妈的原因 That's the type of shit that I'm talking about.
你说谁呢 你才是这样的人好吗 You're the one to talk, you know.
总有女孩在你身边晃来晃去 You have girls hanging off you all the time.
我把她们都赶走了 And I push them off!
劳伦呢？ What about Lauren?
凌晨2点打给你？ Hitting you up at 2:00 in the morning?
是为了什么事情？ What is that about?
谁给她的信心在凌晨两点 What in the world gave her the confidence
打电话给你？ to call you at 2:00 in the morning?
我解释过那件事 I explained that.
但你没法解释今晚看到的那个 You can't even explain the short, little midget frat
又矮又小的家伙 guy we saw tonight.
哦 上帝 Oh god.
我就是外向 I'm an extrovert, OK?
我是一个自由的人 I'm a free spirit.
而且 And you know what?
你还说这就是你喜欢我的地方 That was what you said you used to love about me.
好吧 也许我错了 Yeah, well, maybe I made a mistake.
错了？ A mistake?
我告诉你 Yeah, you know what?
我也错了 I made a mistake, too.
当你在浴室里找我时 我吻了我的前男友 I kissed my ex while you were looking for me in the bathroom.
而且你知道吗？ And you want to know what?
也许这是在过去的一个月里 Maybe it was the best thing that's
发生过的最好的事情 happened to me in the past month.
哇 等等 Whoa, wait.
贝拉 亲爱的 等等 Bella, sweetie, wait.
等等 Hold on.
你喝醉了 不能开车 You're too drunk to drive.
贝拉 回来 Bella, come back.
贝拉 Bella!
他不是故意的 He didn't mean it.
上帝 God.
杰 你不做点什么吗？ Jay, are you gonna do something?
她喝醉了 不能开车 She's too drunk to drive.
杰 Jay.
杰 Jay!
我巴不得她出车祸 I hope she crashes.
哇 米奇 米奇 Whoa, Mickey, Mickey.
米奇 Mickey.
米奇 别激动 Mickey, take it easy.
放开我 Let the fuck go of me!
我们去找她 We'll go find her.
让我走 Let me go.
相信我 Trust me.
别生气了 Just walk it off.
天啊 Geez.
该死的混蛋 Fucking prick.
年度炮友 Friends with benefits.
是的 Yeah.
我们是什么时候严肃起来的？ When did we get so territorial and serious?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我不知道 I don't know.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
他是我的初恋 He was my first.
所以我们有过一段疯狂的时光 So we have a crazy history.
而且... And--
这没什么 It's cool.
我的意思是 你知道的 But I meant what I said when I said that, you know,
我们就是这副德行 到处勾搭女人直到我们找到对的那一个 we just hook up until we find somebody we really want to be with.
还有... And, um--
这听起来很容易 但 It sounds, like, so easy to do, but I don't know.
我觉得如果你经常和某个人上床 I think it's inevitable to get jealous
嫉妒是不可避免的 when you're sharing your body with someone so often.
你嫉妒了？ You got jealous?
我在舞池里看到你和一个大胸的服务员在一起 I saw you on the dance floor with that big-tittied cocktail
我当时就想把她的假胸扯掉 waitress, and I wanted to rip out her fake extensions.
哎哟 Ouch.
我不敢相信我有那种感觉 I can't believe I was feeling that way.
我想 嗯 我们应该做朋友 I think, um, we should just be friends.
是的 Yeah.
听起来不错 Sounds good.
不过 这段时间很开心 It was fun, though.
是的 Yeah.
确实如此 Yeah, it was.
那就 I guess I'll, um--
回见了 I guess I'll see you around.
看看这群人 Check this crowd out.
队伍一直排到了街上 The line goes down the street.
看这里 Look at over here.
史上最棒的派对 It's the party bomb.
到处都是 It's all over the place.
我爱死它了 I love it.
妹子 到处都是妹子 Ladies all over the place, man.
我肯定今晚每个人都会玩的很爽 I know everybody's gonna have a blast tonight.
该死 Shit!
这东西怎么进不去 If this damn thing would just go!
杰？ Jay?
什么？ What?
不好意思？ I'm sorry?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
嗯 我刚把相机收好 Um, I just put the camera up.
这些照片和视频将在本周晚些时候上线 The photos and videos will be online later this week.
谢谢 Thank you.
你每晚要讲多少次？ How many times do you have to say that per night?
记不清了 A lot.
杰 我是丹尼 Jay, it's me, Dani.
那个疯狂的果冻之夜 That crazy jello wrestling night,
你采访了我和我的一些朋友 you interviewed me and some of my friends.
对不起 I'm sorry.
好尴尬 This is really embarrassing.
这晚上过得真不容易 It's been a rough night.
你最近怎么样？ But, um, how have you been?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
没事 It's fine.
很好 很好 Good, good.
我只是在开学之前享受我最后的假期 I'm just enjoying my summer before my school stuff starts back up.
哦 你又提醒我了 Ooh, don't remind me.
是的 Yeah.
上学期就像地狱一样 And school was like hell for me last semester.
所以我把专业从健康科学换成了 So I changed my major from health sciences
生物医学工程 to biomedical engineering.
天哪 Holy shit.
我的意思是 这两门专业换起来应该不难 I mean, naturally, that's such a smooth transition.
我知道 I know.
应该没有很多问题 I mean, I can see how that goes so well.
不是这样的 只是我更喜欢生物工程 No, it's just-- it's more fun for me.
然后我和我的家人 这个周末 And then my family and I, like, this weekend
要去阿斯本过我们每年一次的假期 are gonna take our annual family vacation thing to Aspen.
所以... So.
你要去阿斯本？ You're going to Aspen?
是的 你去过吗？ Yeah, have you been?
没有 No.
不 我 我还没离开过德克萨斯 No, I've-- I haven't left Texas.
等等 不 Well, wait, no.
有一次机会被我和我的朋友浪费了 There was this one time me and my friends got really wasted
我们去了俄克拉荷马的那个赌场 and we went to that casino out in Oklahoma.
我是说 阿斯本也很不错 But I mean-- I mean, I guess Aspen, that's cool, too.
是啊 我回来之后应该会开个派对 Yeah, but we should party when I get back.
是吗 Yeah.
是的 Yeah.
嗯 你的电话是多少？ What's-- what's, um-- what's your cell?
214—— OK, 214--
214—— 214--
要不 我直接—— Honestly, it's probably easier if I just--
说得对 Yeah, yeah.
稍等 OK, wait.
让我们拍张照吧 Let's take a selfie.
好 当然 Yeah, sure.
等等 Wait.
我能 再拍一张吗 我看起来很丑 I meant-- can I take another one in case I look ugly?
你看起来不丑啊 Oh my god, you don't look ugly.
不 不行 No, stop.
我一定要拍 I have to.
好的 OK.
加个标签：狂怒视频制作人 #Angry Video Guy.
你可真不容易 #You've Come A Long Way.
大家别在意 Don't worry about it.
该死 Damn.
你的工作就是看好他们 Your job is to keep track of them.
听着 我不会跟黑人说 Look, I'm not gonna tell black people
"你们不能来夜总会"的 they can't come to the club.
我不是这个意思 That's not what I'm saying.
你就是这个意思 That's basically what you're saying, right?
听着 如果你不想让黑人来夜总会 Look, if you don't want black people to come to the club,
制定一些着装规范就行了 just crank up the dress code.
不要让他们穿着大衬衫和篮球鞋进来 Stop letting them wear big shirts and basketball shoes.
这就成了保安的工作 That's the bodyguard's job.
让他们工作卖力点 Tell them to do a better job.
那是你的工作 That's your job.
我看到你带来的那些人了 I saw the groups you brought in.
如果这样的人太多 就会改变夜总会的氛围 If too many of them get in, it changes the vibe of the club.
他们会开始打架 They start fights.
人们会不敢来这里 People are afraid to come here.
我们就会亏钱 And we lose money.
你也会亏钱 You lose money.
感知就是现实 Perception is reality.
我们需要保持一个高档的环境 We need to maintain an upscale environment.
你是说这个满是戴着假胸的白人女孩的地方 By upscale, do you mean these insecure white girls
算是高档环境？ with big, fake titties?
还是那些跑来搞外遇的 Or they're rich-ass sugar daddies who
有钱的已婚男人？ are cheating on their wives?
我不是在开玩笑 This is not a joke.
我不会因为他们而失去另一个夜总会 I will not lose another club because of them.
如果你不好好做 I will happily get rid of your little squad
我很乐意开掉你的小团队 long before I let that happen.
你一定会失去你的最后一个夜总会的 You probably lost your last club because you
因为你不知道世界是如何运转的 don't know how the world works.
那些戴着假胸的白人女孩的父亲 Those fake white girls with fake titties have fathers--
是靠着压榨我的父母而发财的 fathers who made their fortunes on the backs
而他们付给我父母的钱只能保证我们不被饿死 of my mother and father, who were paid just enough for us to still starve.
我每晚都想榨干这些人的银行账户 Those are the bank accounts I want
所以我卖给他们的子女的 to bleed dry every night, as I sell their entitled
都是一些定价过高的发酵毒药 sons and daughters fermented, overpriced poison.
事情从来不是非黑即白的 Things are never black or white, GO.
我不搞种族歧视 I'm not a racist.
我只是个资本家 I'm a capitalist.
这样吧 You know what?
我来帮你省点力气 I'm gonna save you the trouble.
我不干了 I quit.
我的团队不为有种族歧视的 My team ain't working for no racist, prejudiced piece
你这样的狗屎工作 of shit like you.
祝你好运 Good luck.
又干嘛？ Oh, what now?
我们还没拿到工资 We haven't been paid yet.
你明天派对之前来找我 You can get the pre-game tomorrow.
我们得先数一数钱 而且得先付给我们自己的人 We gotta count it first and pay our guys.
我才不关心你先付给谁 How is that my problem?
别挡我的路 Get out of my way.
我没空 I'm working.
打扰了 I'm sorry.
等等 Wait.
你是那个摄像师吗？ Are you the videographer?
是的 Yeah.
干得不错 我的朋友 Awesome work, my friend.
谢谢 Thanks.
我是艾利克斯 I'm Alex.
我是这里的老板 I own Club Life.
我要解雇X小队 所以你想顶替他们的话 I'm firing Squad X. So when you want to cut out the middleman,
给我打个电话 give me a call.
不管他付给你多少钱 我都加倍 I'll double whatever he's paying you.
你今晚能把你拍的视频 Matter of fact, can you send me a copy
发给我吗？ of the video you made tonight?
好的 Yeah.
没问题 Ye-- yeah.
什么都不要改 Don't change anything.
就按照平时的方式来 Make it exactly how you usually would.
就要原汁原味 Bring that magic.
好的 Yeah.
好的 伙计 没问题 Yeah, man, totally.
什么时候可以准备好？ When will it be ready?
48 48.
48小时 顶多 48 hours, max.
挺速度的 You work quick.
我喜欢这样 I love it.
我们回头再说 We'll talk soon.
好的 Yeah.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢你 Thank you.
不好了 Uh-oh.
这家伙烦到你了吗？ Is this guy bothering you?
不 他只是—— No, he's just--
不 没事 宝贝 No, don't worry, babe.
我来处理 I'll handle it.
等等 Wait.
嘿 听着 混蛋 我不知道你是谁 但是...哦 我的天 Hey, look, asshole, I don't know who you are, but-- oh my god!
请不要伤害我 Please don't hurt me!
请拿走我的钱包 Take my wallet!
我不要你的钱 I don't want your money.
请不要伤害我 Please don't hurt me.
我爱你们 I love you people.
黑人很重要 Black lives matter.
我给奥巴马投了票 I voted for Obama.
篮球是我最喜欢的运动 Basketball is my favorite sport.
我——求你了 I-- please.
啊 Ah!
我要打电话给我爸爸让他起诉你 I'm gonna call my dad, and he's gonna sue you.
什么样的男人会穿比膝盖还短的裤子？ What kind of guy wears shorts that don't pass his knees?
我已经大到可以和任何人约会了 I'm old enough to date whoever I want, you know.
你怎么找到我的？ How did you find me?
我不是为那个来的 I'm not here about that.
你妈妈告诉我你在这里 Your mom told me where you were.
出什么事了？ What's wrong?
哦 Oh.
是的 Yeah.
你没有告诉她吗？ You didn't tell her, did you?
不 我没有告诉她 No, I didn't tell her.
她烦着别的事呢 She's got real shit to worry about.
而且我不会告密的 And I'm not a snitch.
别笑 Look, don't smile at me.
你在夜总会里干什么？ What the hell were you doing at a club?
庆祝我的18岁生日 Celebrating my 18th birthday.
顺便说一下 谢谢你还记得 Thanks for remembering, by the way.
我见过你的朋友 I've seen your friends.
他们不可能满17岁了 There's no way in hell they're over 17.
你到底是怎么进去的？ How the hell did you get in?
我们弄了个假身份证 We sent Tony a fake.
天啊 你还这么年轻 Oh my god, you're so young.
你知道什么样的人会去夜总会吗？ You know what kind of people go to clubs?
那些人满脑子都是勾搭年轻姑娘 明白吗？ Look, people looking to hook up with people, OK?
他们只知道到处占便宜 They're looking to take advantage of whoever is there,
尤其占那些不该在那里的年轻女孩的便宜 especially young girls that have no business being there,
最重要的是这些姑娘们可能还没成年 who are probably actually underage in the first place,
懂没？ all right?
他们会带她们去做一些事情 去一些 They're looking to take them to go do things and go places
你通常不会去的地方 that you wouldn't normally go!
但是像我和我的朋友这样的人 只是去跳舞 And some people, like my friends and I, just go to dance.
那里大概只有8%的人是这样的 That's like 8% of the people that are there.
另外92%是野蛮人 是禽兽 The other 92% are people that are savages, animals
只要是活着的生物他们都能看上 looking to hook up with anything that has a pulse or breathes.
那你又属于哪种人？ What percentage are you in?
是的 Yeah.
我看过你的视频 I've seen your videos.
嗨啪视频组？ Party Hype Film Krew?
你还好意思给我讲如何远离坏人？ You're lecturing me about being safe from predators?
你可太了解了 不是吗？ Yeah, you would know, right?
这是两码事 That's different.
哪不一样？ How?
你不会让我感到内疚的 明白吗 Hey, you're not gonna make me feel guilty about this, OK?
你是一个高中生 You're a kid in high school.
而我21岁 是大学生 明白吗？ I'm 21 and in college, OK?
你觉得你说的屁话有道理吗？ That doesn't even make sense.
算了 Whatever.
总之别烦我了 Just leave me alone.
管好你自己的生活 Handle your own life.
凯蒂 Katie.
凯蒂 Katie!
该死 Shit!
没了那个短裤小子你回不了家了 对吧？ Blue shorts was your ride home, wasn't he?
我只是想看着你平安地到达你人生的下一个目的地 I just want to see you get to your next destination in life safely.
我知道 I know.
听着 过度干预了你的生活我很抱歉 Look, just-- I'm sorry for being involved too much in your life.
如果你需要什么帮助 或者需要我处理什么人的话 And, uh, just call me if you need anything or want me
就给我打电话 to handle anybody.
我知道 I always do.
我之前说的是气话 And I didn't mean what I said earlier.
我知道你关心我 I know you were looking out for me.
谢谢 Thank you.
你是我的免罪卡 You're my get out of jail free card.
滚出去 Get out.
气氛全没了 You ruined it.
出去 Get out.
再见 Later.
现在是凌晨两点 --but it's like 2:00 in the morning.
为什么不能明天再弄 I don't understand why we can't do this tomorrow.
该睡觉了 sleep.
为了尊重 It's respect.
这是为了表示尊重 It's about respect.
他已经回家了 He's already gone home.
他不能想什么时候付钱就什么时候付钱 He can't just feel like he can pay us whenever he wants.
你每次都这样 You do this every time.
我们已经在这里了 We're already here.
为什么我们不能等到明天？ Why can't we wait until tomorrow?
有什么关——什么？ Why does it matt-- what?
我们可以打电话给他 We could just call him.
我们明天就会知道 如果我们—— We'll figure out tomorrow if we do--
嘿 Hey!
什么鬼 你不知道我在忙吗？ Now, what-- hey, don't you see I'm busy here?
听着 我以后再给你钱 Look, I'll pay y'all later.
让我先把她弄完 Let me just finish up first.
嘿 Hey!
哇 Whoa!
哦 天哪 Oh shit!
哦 我他... Oh f--
该死的 Oh shit.
哦 Oh!
哦 咬他 Oh, bite him.
把他的耳朵咬下来 Bite his ear off.
呼 Hoo!
锤他 Ground and pound.
用力 Ground and pound.
哦 Ooh!
让他好看 Put him in the guillotine!
打死他 Put him in the guillotine.
打他的屁股 Tap his ass out.
你要现在玩游戏？ You just gonna play games now?
伙计 这是决赛了 Dude, it's the playoffs.
你 你什么… Are you-- what are you--
现在是第七场比赛 It's game seven right now.
第七场？ Game seven?
现在大半夜的 What-- it's like in the middle of the night right now.
你怎么还能想着打游戏？ How did you just pick up and resume a game?
我离获得总冠军就差一点点了 I'm like this close to getting a championship.
起来 Get up.
哦 我的天 Oh my god.
伙计 算了吧 伙计 Dude, forget that, man.
我都3比1了 I came back 3-1.
说真的 我们要帮助这个女孩 Seriously, we need to help this girl.
她现在已经失去知觉了 She's incapacitated right now.
伙计 快起来吧 Get the hell up, dude.
真是的 Oh my god.
伙计 你必须得上 Dude, you gotta do it.
拜托 Dude, come on.
一定有别的什么方法 There's got to be another way to do this.
打开她的嘴就行了 Just open her mouth.
要不我来弄那个 How about-- how about-- how about I do that part,
你来弄这个？ and you do this part?
什么？ What?
不行 No.
我是她的另一半 所以我必须挽救她的生命 I'm her significant other, so I have to save her life,
好吧？ all right?
这什么屁话？ That doesn't even makes sense.
怎么就不懂了？ How does that not make sense to you?
对吧？ All right?
你来做 Why don't you do it?
因为我 Because I'm--
你为什么一点都不着急呢？ Why don't you feel compelled to?
伙计 我是黑人 Dude, I'm black.
她会把我送进监狱 She's gonna take me to jail.
什么鬼...你不能无厘头把种族拿出来当挡箭牌 What the hell-- you cannot just pull the race card out of nowhere.
那些电视剧就是这样开始的 What-- this is how it starts in TV shows.
朋友们会说 哦 去吧 Friends are like, oh, go ahead.
去试试吧 Go try it.
我想 好吧 我试试 And I'm like, oh, OK, I'll do it.
就坐牢了 Jail.
把你的手放在她的脸上就好 好吗？ Just put your hands on her face, OK?
好的 OK.
就这样 Oh, yeah.
好的 伙计 All right, dude.
好 你好了吗？ All right, you got it?
你要把头往后靠 So you lean her head back.
很好 You got it.
太多了 That's too much.
这可能有点—— That might be too--
该死 Shit!
哦 哦 Oh, oh.
嗯 Mm.
要坐牢了 Jail.
坐牢了 Jail.
米奇 Mickey.
哦 吐了这么多 Oh, that's a lot of throw up.
我去... What-- oh.
要不要再来一次 So go over again if you want to--
如果你——哦 上帝 if you-- oh god.
会没事的 It's gonna be OK.
一切都会好起来的 It's gonna be all right.
哦 Oh.
哇哦 Oh, whoa.
我们到底要怎么办？ What the hell do we do?
把她留在那儿 直到她感觉好些 Leave her ass in there until she feels better.
真的吗？ Seriously?
我们还能做什么？ What else are we gonna do?
听着 她得睡一觉 Look, she's got to sleep that shit off.
给她弄一瓶水或者什么 Throw a bottle of water in there or something.
还好我们及时赶到 I'm just glad we were there.
吉奥就是一混球 Gio is a piece of shit.
我一直想告诉你 I've been trying to tell you that.
谁会想要和一个昏过去的女人搞在一起？ Who tries to mess with a chick who's passed out?
把她自己弄得这么惨是她自己的错 It's her own damn fault for getting herself in that shit.
你在跟我开玩笑吧？ You're kidding me, right?
别跟我说你是认真的 Please tell me you're joking.
听着 我并不是说他做的事情是对的 Look, I'm not saying what he was gonna do was right,
但这事如果发生在她身上 说实话 but I'm not gonna sit here and act
我并不吃惊 好吗 so damn shocked that that was gonna happen to her, you know?
被强奸不能怪受害者 You can't blame the victim for rape.
我没有——你这样看 I'm not blam-- look at it this way.
你会让那些人 Would you let one of those promoters
给你的妹妹喝一杯吗？ make your sister a drink?
当然不 Hell no.
为什么呢？ And why is that?
因为他们都是怪物 Because they're creeps.
完全正确 Exactly.
这就是我要说的 That's all I'm saying.
她应该意识到她周围是什么人 She should be aware of her surroundings.
坏事总会发生 我不否认这一点 Look, shit happens, and I'm not denying that, OK?
但她至少应该降低自己 But she should at least lower the percentage of chance
被人伤害的概率 that she'll be harmed by somebody else.
你都不必生活在对他人的恐惧中 You of all people don't live in fear of others,
那她为什么非得这样做呢？ so why the hell should she?
没有什么非得不非得 Should isn't reality.
这并没法阻止疯狂的人试图伤害她 Should isn't gonna stop crazy people from trying to harm her.
不管别人穿得多么得体或多么严实 Look, no matter how well-dressed or protected someone is,
疯子就是疯子 crazy people are still gonna be crazy.
好吧 也许我们—— Well, maybe we figure out a w--
我在哪里？ Whe-- where am I?
我家 My place.
你很安全 You're safe.
我是怎么... How are--
不 No.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
我的车钥匙在哪里？ Where are my car keys?
呃 我不知道 我不知道 Uh, I don't-- I don't know.
你为什么把我带到这里来？ Why did you bring me here?
因为吉奥想要 Uh, because Gio was trying to touch you
在你昏过去的时候上你 while you were passed out.
就这样？ That's it?
我—— I th--
什么？ What?
我的钥匙在哪里？ I just-- just where are my keys?
我不知道 I don't know.
你能停下来跟我谈谈吗？ Would you just stop for a second and talk to me?
科迪 我不能失去这份工作 好吗？ Cody, I cannot afford to lose this job, OK?
我需要钱 I need the money.
所以你自愿让他们利用你？ So you're willing to let them use you?
我利用他们 他们也利用我 懂吗？ I use them just as much as they use me, OK?
但这不是—— But that doesn't--
听着 科迪 这并不体面 但这是我自己的决定 Look, Cody, it's not pretty, but it's my decision, OK?
我知道你可能很难理解 I know that what you saw looked weird,
但这都是计划好的 but it was all a plan, OK?
有时他和我 我们会尝试一些奇怪的东西 Sometimes he and I, we try strange things.
你看到的都是计划好的 And what you saw was the plan.
这是两厢情愿的 我保证 It was consensual, I promise.
他在哪里？ Where is he?
我把他打昏了 I knocked him out.
你干啥了？ You did what?
你们俩在一起吗？ Are y'all together?
没有 No.
我不知道 I don't know.
我没有和任何人在一起 I'm not with anyone.
你打他了？ You hit him?
挺帅的 That's kind of hot.
我只是想体验生活 找点乐子 I just want to experience life and have fun and experiment,
明白吗？ OK?
比如在昏迷的时候被别人五花大绑？ By getting roped in a coma?
不要评判我 Don't judge me.
你怎么会这么淡定地希望我能接受这件事？ How can you stand there and expect me to be OK with this?
这是一种什么样的关系？ What kind of a relationship is that?
难道我们就不能享受这个夏天吗 科迪？ Can't we just enjoy a this summer, Cody?
听着 你和我不是那种赢得舞会国王和王后之后 Look, you and I are not going to be that couple
每个人都会为之欢呼的情侣 好吗？ that everyone cheers for to win prom king and queen, OK?
我的工作 并不体面 但我做得很好 My job, it isn't pretty, but I'm good at it.
并不是每个人都有父母帮他们付房租的 And not all of us have our parents paying for our apartments.
明白吗？ OK?
请你不要评判我 Please don't judge me.
我现在没空谈这个 I can't talk about this right now.
我需要我的钥匙 I need my keys.
钥匙可能还在派对房里 Look, they're probably at the pre-game house.
算了 Screw it.
我打滴滴吧 I'll just call an Uber.
我很抱歉 科迪 I'm sorry, Cody.
请不要生气 Please don't be mad.
我得走了 I gotta go.
晚点再打给你 好吗？ Call you later, OK?
"别生气" "Don't be mad."
这是真实发生的吗？ What the hell just happened?
我想他们是真的两厢情愿的 I guess it was consensual.
哇 Wow.
嘿 伙计 那不是你的错 Hey, look, man, that wasn't your fault.
你没办法... There's no way in hell you--
我只是 她怎么能这么… I just-- how can she be so--
今晚就这样吧 I think I'm just gonna call it a night.
我很抱歉 And I'm sorry.
我可能让我们丢了工作 I think I just got us fired.
不 伙计 别担心 No, man, don't worry about that shit.
我很高兴我们终于不用为他们做事了 I'm glad we're done with those guys.
你睡个好觉 You get some sleep.
休息一下 Get some rest.
我来考虑接下来的事 Let me worry about the next move.
老兄 你穿着什么东西？ Dude, what the hell are you wearing?
什么？ What?
你的鞋子看起来像是被狗咬过了 Your shoes look like they were eaten by a dog.
你认为他会一直盯着我的鞋子看吗？ Do you think he's gonna be looking at my shoes the whole time, OK?
你可以穿… You can wear--
我的眼睛在上面 老兄 My eyes are up here, dude.
他会看到这件漂亮的意大利衬衫 He's gonna be seeing this fine Italian shirt.
意大利没有熨斗吗？ Do they not have irons in Italy?
这是芥末黄 好吗？ This is mustard yellow, OK?
这是今年的流行色 It's this year's fashion color, OK?
我现在不需要你的意见 I don't need you right now.
不好意思 伙计们 Sorry about that, guys.
有人订了一些货 诸如此类的事情 Someone dropped the ball on some inventory, blah, blah, blah,
一堆破事 whatever.
我就不拿这个烦你们了 Not your problem.
没关系 No worries.
你们的视频很棒 You guys are doing amazing work.
有几个地方我想改一下 Just a couple of things I want to change.
首先 取消派对前还有公共汽车的镜头 First, no shots of pre-game partying or buses.
看起来很俗气 就像我们在一个车尾派对上一样 It makes it look trashy and like we're at a tailgating party.
我们的目标是性感而优雅的外表 And we're also aiming for a sexy but classy look.
对象是附近的小区 So we're talking about the uptown
和当地的大学 crowds and local colleges.
还有 主要要展示他们 So you know, show mainly them.
他们？ Them?
他们 Them.
你的意思是视频中还要有更多疯狂富有的白人咯 So more crazy, rich, white people in the video.
看 你我都是少数人种 Look, we're both minorities here.
但我不是说要排除我们 I'm not saying exclude us.
我只是说要了解你的客户 I'm just saying know your customer.
我唯一关心的颜色是绿色 The only color I care about is green.
除此之外 其他的一切都很好 Aside from that, everything else is great.
所以周四的"大学之夜"我需要你们过来 So I'll need you on Thursdays for college nights,
还有周五的"EDM霓虹夜" 然后是周六的 Fridays for EDM neon nights, and then some Saturdays
名流DJ和各种表演者 for celebrity DJs and performers.
你是说有名人？ Did you just say celebrities?
是的 Yes, sir.
名人之夜还有额外的安排呢 I'll even throw in a little extra on celebrity nights.
那太棒了 Hell yeah.
报个价吧 Name your price.
我们刚买了一些全新的相机设备 Well, we just got some brand new camera equipment,
而且总价格也包括了所有的编辑工作 and the total price also covers all the editing, as well.
我们可以一直改到你满意为止 And we do as many re-edits as you like.
总价是400美元 But it's gonna be $400 total.
成交 Done.
我们周四见 I'll see you gentlemen on Thursday.
谢谢 Thank you.
当然 Pleasure.
哦 Ooh.
我喜欢这个 I like that.
好的 OK.
我有能力做某件事并不意味着我有义务去做 Just because I can do something doesn't mean that I should.
那挺好的 That's fair.
我支持你 I can behind that.
你确定你不想学个心理学专业或者别的什么？ You sure you're not like a psych major or something?
心理学的学位能找什么样的工作？ What kind of job would a degree in psychology get me exactly?
瞧 See, that.
就是这样 That right there.
这就是我想说的 That's exactly what I'm talking about.
为什么什么事情第一个想到的就是最终的结果或者目的呢？ Why does everything have to be about some type of end result or goal?
为什么就不能是 嘿 我真的很喜欢那个东西 Why can't it just be about, hey, I really like that thing.
我应该试试 I should try it.
生命短暂 Life's short.
多去冒险 Take a risk.
我已经看过你冒险了 我觉得我还是算了 I've watched you take risks, and I think actually I'm OK.
好的 好吧 OK, that's fair.
那么 保守的风险怎么样？ How about take a calculated risk?
好吧 那我可以尝试一下 OK, I'll take a calculated risk.
那风险是什么？ OK, what's the risk?
我不会告诉你的 I'm not gonna tell you.
这是风险 不是秘密 What the-- it's a risk, not a secret.
告诉我又不会乌鸦嘴什么的 It'll still come true if you tell me.
如果你做事也更谨慎一些的话 我会去冒这个保守风险的 I'll take a calculated risk if you would be more careful.
成交 Deal.
那是什么？ What the hell is that?
我的小拇指 My pinky.
一个承诺 Pinky promise.
哦 我的上帝 Oh my god.
给我你的小拇指 该死的 Give me your pinky, damnit.
伙计 只是上了一个小妞 Dude, just because a chick puts out
并不意味着你们俩之间能有下文 doesn't mean that you have chemistry.
我同意 I agree.
你说得对 You're right.
事实上 她没有给我上 And the thing is, she didn't put out.
没有 No.
我们在床上玩了一小会儿 然后她 We made out a little bit, and then she
翻了个身 就睡着了 rolled over and went to sleep.
你喜欢禁欲？ You liked blue balls?
不是什么都要和性扯上关系的 Everything's not about sex.
她有自信 有自尊 She had self-confidence, self-esteem.
她很聪明 She was witty.
但她没有给你上 And she didn't put out.
伙计 她听起来很像凯 Dude, she sounds a lot like Kay.
你知道吗？ You know that?
哦 Ooh.
首先 你这招不错 You see, first of all, that's a low blow.
第二 不 Second of all, no.
绝对不是 Hell no.
凯是一个很会说谎的人 Kay was a compulsive liar.
这个女孩 她是真的机灵 This girl, she's smart.
我想她在考验我 I think she was testing me.
是的 她没有给我上是因为她 Yeah, she didn't put out because she
想看看我到了早上是不是还感兴趣 wanted to see if I'd still be interested in the morning.
你猜怎么着？ And guess what?
我依然如此 I am.
还是很感兴趣 I am still interested.
呵呵 Yeah.
记得告诉喝醉了的杰 Well, just remember to tell drunk Jay
你有喜欢的人 that you like someone.
你是什么意思？ What the hell is that supposed to mean?
你懂的 Yeah.
清醒的时候你知道你有喜欢的人 Sober Jay knows that you like someone,
但是喝醉了之后你会认为自己还是单身 but drunk Jay thinks that you're technically still single,
所以要小心 so be careful.
随便啦 伙计 Whatever, man.
我会没事的 Look, I'll be fine.
我太喜欢这个女孩了 No, I like this girl way too much for that.
我才刚认识你 And I just met you.
我敢打赌你和所有的女孩都会这么说 I bet you talk to all girls like this.
好的 我很抱歉 OK, I'm sorry.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我闭嘴 I'll stop.
我只是想显得风趣一点 I was trying to be funny.
没成功 It's not working, clearly.
所以我们可以 嗯 回到夜总会 So can, um-- can we please just, you and me, go back to the club
跳个舞吗？ and do some dancing?
我是认真的 I'm serious.
我早上有工作 I have work in the morning.
不是所有的人都和你一样推销夜总会 Not all of us promote nightclubs.
哦 Oh!
哦 哦 Oh, oh, ouch.
好了 第一件事 OK, see, that's-- that's the first problem.
我不是一个推销员 No, I'm not a promoter.
我不是"那种"推销员 I'm not one of the promoter types, you know?
那你认为的"那种"推销员是什么样子的？ And what would you say are those promoter types?
拜托 Come on.
你知道那种人 You know the type.
都是同一种人 It's the same guy.
他们没什么区别 They're all the same.
他们讲话大声 沙文主义 自大 撒谎 They're loud, chauvinist, cocky, and they lie.
他们经常撒谎 They lie a lot.
超级喜欢撒谎 They lie a lot.
我没觉得有什么区别 Oh, I don't see any difference.
宝贝 我是一名摄像师 Babe, I'm a videographer.
你现造的这个词吗？ Did you just make that word up?
该死 Damn!
好吧 我今晚有点晕乎 OK, I'm striking out tonight.
我要做什么才能证明我不是 All right, well, what can I do to prove to you that I'm not
你说的那种推销员呢？ one of those promoter types?
嗯 什么也做不了 Well, after tonight, nothing.
对不起 宝贝 Sorry, babe.
祝你有个愉快的夜晚 Have a nice night.
嘿 Hey!
你要去哪里？ Where you going?
哦 好吧 可能要宵禁了 Oh, OK, yeah, you probably got curfew.
去吧你 You go.
随便吧 Yeah, whatever.
我要进去了 随便勾搭个女孩儿 I'm gonna go in there and I'm gonna go talk to all the girls
因为她们只是... because they're just--
清醒点 科迪 Keep up, Cody.
所有人都知道那个夜总会的派对能这么嗨 The only reason anyone knows how lit a Club Life party was
就是因为有我们的视频 is because of our videos.
有点自信 伙计 Take some credit, man.
"哦 兄弟 这些女孩长得什么样？" "Oh, bro, what do the girls look like?
"有多少人？" How big is the crowd?"
"哦 音乐怎么样？" "Oh my god, what was the music like?"
我们就是夜总会的灵魂 We are the club.
他们欠我们很多 科迪 They owe us, Cody.
我们要得到我们应得的报酬 We gotta get what we're worth.
我明白你在说什么—— I get what you're saying--
我可以理解 like, I really do--
但是我们的待遇已经很不错了 but we got a good thing going here.
我并不想搞事情 I'm not trying to make waves.
你没有那种感觉 科迪 See, that's that feeling shit, Cody.
你感觉不到数字 You can't feel numbers.
你得想想我们的收入 You gotta think, look at the income.
再看看来派对的人 Look at the crowd.
那是从我们手中溜走的银子啊 That's money that's slipping through our hands.
你知道吗？ You know?
我早该知道那个叫亚历克斯的人那么快 I should've known that prick Alex was
同意我400美元的报价 是因为他狡诈得很 a snake the second he said yes so quickly to my offer of $400.
400美元够了 伙计 $400 is fine, man.
这对我而已足够了 That works for me.
工作两天 就有800美元 如果有一个名人活动的话 Two days' work, that's $800, plus $500
还能再加上500美元 if it's a celebrity event.
都是小钱 Chump change.
这些加起来都不过是小钱 That's what that adds up to.
我们可以把它翻倍 We can double that.
你疯了 You're insane.
我更喜欢你说我是 创新 I prefer innovative.
别开玩笑了 Come on.
每晚650美元 $650 a night?
老板 对你来说 For you, boss man?
拜托 Come on.
对你来说都是小钱 That's chump change, man.
你有没有看到自从我们开始在这里工作 Have you seen how many customers have been coming into your club
有多少新顾客进入你的夜总会？ since we started working here?
都是那些视频的功劳 Those videos are killing it.
科迪 说说话 Cody, tell him.
你才跟我说 来了这么多新人 You were just telling me, "More people, bro, dude.
我们应该得到更多的钱 告诉他啊 伙计 We should get more mon--" tell him, man.
来吧 Come on.
你现在怎么这么安静了？ Why you being all quiet now?
而且 你解雇了整个营销团队 And you-- you fired an entire marketing team, which is
在我看来十分英明 a beautiful move, might I add.
不管怎样 他们不专业而且幼稚 They were unprofessional and childish, anyways.
所以一定有资金还在闲置吧 So there's got to be money just floating around.
你该不会想要教我怎么分配 You're not telling me how to allocate my money when
我的夜总会的资金吧？ it comes to my club, right?
没有 No.
不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
不 先生 No, sir.
没有 先生 No, sir.
我只是在保护我自己的品牌 可以这么说 I'm just protecting my brand, if you will.
我明白我的价值 I know my worth.
这是你教我的 You taught me that.
你确实学到了一些东西 You did learn something.
你是对的 Well, then you're right.
我们都必须注意我们的品牌 We both have to look out for our brands.
那么就650美元吧 So $650 it is.
就该这样 Boom!
哇 Woo!
太好了 Yes!
谢谢你 先生 Thank you, sir.
我们将继续用每一段视频创造奇迹 We will continue to bring the magic with every video.
最好是这样 You better.
哇 Woo!
我真喜欢这玩意儿 I love that shit.
够了 All right.
我们走吧 Let's go.
嗨 Hi.
来6个蜂蜜黄油饼干加鸡肉 Yeah, can I get six honey butter biscuits with chicken?
可以在其中4个加上培根和奶酪吗？ Can I add bacon and cheese to four of them?
但是剩下两个就不用了 But leave the others how they are, whatever.
然后我要三份奶昔—— And then can I get three shakes--
一份香草 一份草莓 一份巧克力 one vanilla, one strawberry, and one chocolate?
然后还要些"碳烤"的玉米卷 And then those "al carbon" taco things.
来两个 Two of those.
嗯 还有——哦 Um, and-- oh.
杰 你想吃点什么吗？ Jay, do you want anything?
就这些 No, that's all.
伙计 我给你弄了点水 Got you some water, buddy.
是冰的 It's nice and cold.
好了 There we go.
我喝了一点 I drank a little bit of it.
但没关系 But it's whatever.
喂？ Hello?
救命 我在一个派对上 他们不放我走 地址是…
该死 Shit.
你还好吗？ Are you OK?
我的计划不是这样的 This isn't how I planned it.
计划什么 凯蒂？ Planned what, Katie?
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
嗯 Um.
好吧 我撒谎了 Well, you see, I lied.
什么谎？ About what?
我没有遇到麻烦 I wasn't in trouble.
那你他妈在这里干什么？ Then what the hell are you doing out here?
你妈妈知道你在外面吗？ Does your mom know you're out here?
听着 我会告诉你一切的 Just listen, and I'll tell you everything.
我讨厌你一直把我当孩子看 I hate that you think I'm a kid.
我现在18岁了 我希望你把我当成年人看待 I'm 18 now, and I want you to see me as an adult.
我穿这种衣服是因为我喜欢 I'm dressed this way because I like to dress this way.
我希望你不要对我说教 只要在我需要的时候 I don't want you to tutor me anymore but only help me
帮我就可以了 if I ask you to.
我妈妈以为我要在劳伦的家过夜 My mom thinks I'm spending the night at Lauren's, which
这不全是撒谎 因为我在这边结束之后 isn't completely a lie because when I'm done here,
就要去那里 I'm headed there.
我骗你是因为我知道如果我告诉你原因 I lied to get you here because I knew you wouldn't
你就不会来了 come if I told you why.
你什么都可以和我说 You can tell me anything.
我知道 I know.
我希望你拿走我的第一次 Well, I want you to be my first.
凯蒂 不 Katie, no.
不 Katie, no.
不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
不 凯蒂 No, Katie.
凯蒂 哇 哇 Katie, whoa, whoa.
我现在18岁了 我还没有那个过 I'm 18 now, and I haven't, you know.
我不想成为大学里唯一没那个过的人 And I don't want to be the only one in college who hasn't yet.
所以我就想 干脆我们来吧？ So I just thought, why not us?
我们？ Us?
凯蒂 听着 这并不是因为你 Katie, look, it's not that I don't think you're
不够有魅力 an attractive person, OK?
只是 我应该保护你 你明白吗？ It's just I'm supposed to protect you, you know?
我是你的老大哥 Big brother.
就像你说的 是你的免罪卡 记得吗？ Like you said, get out of jail free card, remember?
你不应该把你的童贞随便给别人 You're not supposed to just give your virginity away, OK?
你应该保护它 然后和一个特别的人 You're supposed to protect that and share that moment
分享那一刻 with somebody special.
那你是这么做的吗？ Did you share yours with someone special?
你说过你不会对我说谎 You said you'd never lie to me.
不 我没有 No, I didn't.
我放弃了这个想法因为我当初认为 I gave it away chasing the idea that it
这会让我变成真正的男人 行吧？ was gonna make me a man, OK?
一个可怕的错误 It was a terrible mistake.
我们只差了四岁 It's only a four year difference.
我刚过了一个生日 OK, I just had a birthday.
所以刚好四岁 That's what made it four.
如果我们这样做 我就和所有 If we do this, that makes me like all the people
想伤害你的人一样了 你知道吗？ that I was trying to protect you from, you know?
你错了 You're wrong.
你跟我说的那些 The people you told me who were going
会把我当猎物 操纵我的人并不存在 to hunt me down and manipulate me,
你是我的猎物 I hunted and manipulated you.
这并不好笑 That's not funny.
挺好笑的 Yeah, it is.
好的 OK.
好了 OK.
这样行不 How about this.
能不能等我酒醒了 我们再讨论这个问题？ How about we talk about this when I'm not drunk?
求你了？ Please?
好的 OK.
好 Ught!
来抱一个 Bring it in.
来吧 Come on.
该死 Shit!
哦 我的背 Oh, my back.
哟 杰 Yo, Jay.
嘿 Hey.
起来 Get up.
发生了什么？ What happened?
首先 我要感谢你们在过去的一个月里 First off, I want to thank you for the incredible work you've
努力的工作 done this past month.
另外 我希望你喜欢我给你生日派对提供的 Also, I hope you enjoyed the free table and bottle
免费酒水服务 service at your birthday party.
关于你们的作品 我们收到了很多的赞美 We've received so many great compliments in regards to your work.
但不幸的是 我们必须结束这项业务关系 Unfortunately, we're gonna have to end this business relationship.
我们负担不起你的产品了 We can no longer afford your product.
所以我祝愿二位在未来能成功 So I wish you two success in your future,
我希望你能找到—— and I hope you find clients--
嗯 Mm!
一切都结束了 It's over!
伙计 不 还没有 Dude, no it's not.
我们可以和往常一样打电话然后重新谈判 We'll just call and renegotiate like always.
伙计 如果他想重新谈判 Dude, if he wanted to renegotiate,
他会说的 he would have said so.
好吧 我们不能放弃 Well, we don't just give up.
我们可以试试 We can try.
我们明明和他们建立了不错的关系 The second that we get in good with them,
你却只是想要更多的钱 然后又一次毁掉了这关系 you're just gonna ask for more money and ruin it again.
你是说这是我的错？ You saying this is my fault?
你不做些鲁莽的蠢事 You can't keep your ego in check for two seconds
自尊心就收不住是吗 without doing some reckless shit.
鲁莽？ Reckless?
我是一个鲁莽的人？ I'm the reckless one?
这难道还不能让你停下来思考一下吗？ Doesn't that make you stop and think for a second?
我 我啊 都这么说了 That me, of all people, are telling you that?
你现在太贪心了 OK, you're so greedy now.
而且你每天都醉醺醺的 And you're drunk every single day.
你对结果永远不觉得满意 And you're never satisfied with the result.
好吧 科迪 既然现在你是 OK, Cody, since you're
理智明白的那个人 the oh-so-sensible, logical one now,
你来告诉我 我们该怎么办？ tell me what should we have done?
这就是问题所在 That's the thing.
我们不应该做任何多余的事 We shouldn't have done anything.
我们应该继续工作赚钱 We should've just kept going to work and making money.
但不行 我们必须拯救世界 But no, we had to save the world.
我们只是做视频的 伙计 We make videos, dude.
我只是想让我们的价值得以体现 I was just trying to get what we're worth, man.
我们有什么价值？ And what are we worth?
告诉我 Please tell me.
我打赌在一周内它就没了 And I bet it'll change in a week.
无所谓 Whatever, man.
我不需要这些东西 I don't need this shit.
承认吧 你控制不了自己 Just admit it, that you can't control yourself anymore.
一旦涉及到钱 The second that money is involved,
你就变成了一个完全不同的人 you become a completely different person.
好 好 Yeah, OK.
你呢 科迪？ What about you, Cody, huh?
你一直安于现状 One of us prefers not to settle all the time
觉得只要混口饭吃就可以了 and just get by by doing just enough.
只有我们自己能对自己负责 If we don't take ourselves serious, no one will.
像一头蠢驴一样穿着西装到处跑 Does that include running around like some macho
就算是对自己负责？ jackass in your fancy suits?
这是为了去参加商务会议 为了融入他们 I show up to business meetings like I belong there,
而不像你一副瘾君子的模样 and not like some stoner pothead.
"融入"？ "Belong"?
这就是问题所在 That's the thing.
你想要融入那里 You want to belong there.
真的吗"融入"？ Like, belong?
天呐 要不是你做的视频 I mean, god, that racist son of a bitch
那个种族歧视的狗娘养的 probably wouldn't even let you in the club
可能连夜总会的门都不给你进 if it weren't for your videos.
他们不需要你 See, they don't want you.
你对他们什么都不是 You're nothing to them.
如果不是你的相机 你根本到不了这里 You'd be sitting out in the line if it weren't for your camera.
或者你可能已经忘了那个相机了 Or maybe you lost sight of that.
我们所要做的就是像他们利用我们一样 All we were supposed to do was use them
利用他们 忘了吗？ like they were using us, remember?
我们？ Us?
我们？ We?
"我们"一起做了什么吗 科迪 哈？ What do we do exactly, Cody, huh?
因为如果我没记错的话 Because if I'm recalling this correctly,
在你想成为"拯救世界"号船长的时候 I found us that last job while you were off
是我给我们找到了最后一份工作 trying to be Captain Save-A-Ho.
你都忘了吗？ Yeah, remember?
所有的视频都是我剪的 I edit all the videos.
所有的谈话都是我谈的 I do all the talking.
你到底做过什么 啊？ What-- what do you do, exactly, huh?
除了在我努力工作的时候 Besides ride my coattails from all the work
坐享其成？ that I'm putting in?
你就是这么想的吗？ Is that what you think?
伙计 我不知道该怎么想 好吗？ Dude, I don't know what to think, OK?
我现在不想谈这个 I don't want to do this right now.
我不记得昨晚的事了 I can't remember last night.
我想不起来了 Pieces are missing.
我伤害了很多人 I hurt a lot of people.
我只是想把这一切都解决好 然后回去睡个好觉 I just want to fix all this shit and go back to bed.
我们可以继续站在这里抱怨来抱怨去 Now, look, we can stand out here and complain and whine
浪费一个上午 或者你可以帮我一把 all morning, or you can help me.
你要帮我吗？ Are you gonna help me or what?
不 No.
我可不像沾你的光 See, I don't want to ride your coattails.
祝你好运 Good luck with that.
科迪 Cody.
科迪 Cody!
凯蒂 嗯 我们昨晚做什么了吗？ Katie, um, did we do anything last night?
哦 我的天 Oh, boy.
该死 Shit.
不 没有 No, we didn't.
没有？ We didn't?
没有 We didn't.
你确定吗？ Are you sure?
太好了 Oh, shit.
我的天 Oh my god.
上帝诶 Oh my god.
哦 太险了 Oh, that was close.
谢谢 Gee, thanks.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
我不是想让气氛变得这么奇... I didn't mean it like, you know-- in like a weird--
我只是开玩笑 I'm just kidding.
我同意你昨晚所说的话 I agree with what you said last night.
昨晚到底发生了什么？ What, um-- what the hell happened last night?
我记得当时我们站得很近 I just-- I remember we were standing pretty close,
然后 呃… and, uh--
你就晕过去了 And you blacked out.
看 这就是为什么喝酒… See, this is why drinking is a--
等等 wait.
等等 Wait.
那你是怎么把我弄出来的？ How did you get me out of there?
我一开始就试着把你叫醒 但那没用 Well, I tried waking you up at first, but that didn't work.
然后我试着拖你 但是你太胖了 Then I tried dragging you, but you're too fat.
后来你的电话响了 是你的朋友科迪 But then your phone rang, and it was your friend Cody?
该死 Oh, shit.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
他和我 嗯 我们刚刚吵了一架 He and I, um, we got in a little argument earlier,
我需要 道歉 and I need to, um, apologize.
混蛋 Jerk.
是的 Yeah.
对 我是混蛋 Yeah, I am.
我们之间没事吧？ Are we, um-- are we cool?
是的 我们很好 Yeah, we're cool.
你想要什么生日礼物？ What do you want for your birthday?
嗯 Hm.
一个热奶油圣代 A hot fudge sundae.
就这么简单？ That's it?
是的 Yes.
好的 没问题 OK, cool.
我要给你买台新笔记本 因为你的太狗屎了 I'm gonna get you a new laptop because yours is shit.
然后我们就去买圣代 And then we'll go get sundaes.
好的 OK.
喂？ Hello?
你得帮我对付一下这些小学鸡 伙计 You need to help me fight these 12-year-olds online, man.
他们老是说妈妈和奶奶的事 They keep talking so much shit about my mom and grandma, dude.
我不知道这些孩子是怎么想的 I don't know how these kids think of these things.
真的 Like, honestly.
好啊 Yeah.
好 Yeah.
听起来不错 伙计 Yeah, sounds good, man.
赶紧过来吧 Get your ass over here.
没问题 OK, cool.
这就过去 I'll see you soon.
有机会 You got him.
扔了 Throw it.
扔了 Throw it!
快点 Do it.
哦 Oh!
耶 Yeah!
该死 Damn!
哦 Oh!
我要把你孩子的胳膊腿扯下来 然后拿来打你的 Rip your children's limbs off and then beat your mother
老妈？ with those limbs?
我—— I--
哇 Wow.
我不知道 I don't know.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
嘿 伙计 我—— Hey, man, so I--
今天早些时候我和凯蒂谈过 我只想说—— I talked to Katie earlier today, and I just want to say that--
哦 兄弟 别提那个 Oh, bro, skip that.
我们是兄弟 We're dawgs.
架是会吵的 Shit happens.
我很感激 伙计 I appreciate that, man.
虽然我没有承认过但是你是我最好的兄弟 Look, I don't give you enough credit.
你总是在我身边 特别是当我把事情搞砸的时候 You're always there, especially when I screw up.
我搞砸了很多事情 And I screw up a lot.
所以 谢谢你 So, uh, thank you.
你想喝啤酒吗？ You want a beer?
不 不 No, no.
水就好了 Water would be perfect.
好的 All right.
昨晚我们俩玩得很开心 直到 You know, I had an amazing time with you last night, before--
直到你开始作死？ Before you were an asshole?
是的 没错 Before I was an asshole, yes.
那是你的前任吗？ Was that your ex?
没有 No.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
不 不 No, no.
绝对不是 Hell no.
不 不 她和我只是夏日恋情之类的 No, it was-- it was-- her and I, it was like a summer fling.
我们偶尔在一起鬼混 后来一刀两断了 We were hooking up off and on, and we stopped.
遇到你之前很久我们俩就结束了 你知道的 We stopped long before you and I started talking, you know.
米奇和她是很好的朋友 And-- and Mickey and her are really good friends.
她没有被邀请参加聚会 And she wasn't invited to the party.
我觉得 这有点奇怪 And I was like, that's kind of weird,
但我不想让她觉得奇怪 but I didn't want her to think it was weird because there's
因为我们已经两清了 no feelings there.
所以... It was just--
所以你是一个笨蛋 So you were a dumbass.
我是一个笨蛋 是的 I'm a dumbass, yes.
我是一个大笨蛋 I'm a big, stupid dumbass.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
那个 科迪和我一直在家 You know, Cody and I are just kicking it at the house
如果你想要过来 吃点东西 if you want to swing by, bite to eat.
我也可以给你做点什么 I can cook you something.
可能不会很好吃 但是—— It probably won't be very good, but--
嗯 不行 Um, I can't.
我在收拾行李 I'm packing.
我要去我父母家一个星期 I'm heading to my parents' for a week.
哦 Oh.
哦 在阿斯本？ Oh, in Aspen?
不 笨蛋 在休斯顿 No, idiot, in Houston.
听起来很有趣 Yeah, that-- that sounds fun.
真的很不错 That's real cool.
你不会要哭了吧？ You're not gonna cry, are you?
达尼 我很抱歉 Dani, I am so sorry.
我想也是 Yeah, you are.
你确定你不想过来坐会儿吗 就一小会儿？ You sure you don't want to swing by just-- just for a second?
我觉得现在还不行 I don't think that's the best idea right now.
但是等我回来之后 But maybe when I get back, you can
你可以带我看看俄克拉荷马的赌场之类的 show me that casino in Oklahoma or whatever
你之前提到的各种 that you were talking about.
真的吗？ Oh, really?
因为我还想让你教我 Because I was gonna ask you to teach me
生物医学工程 biomedical engineering.
但是 当然 赌博听起来也很有趣 But yeah, yeah, sure, gambling sounds fun, too.
天啊 我讨厌你 Oh my god, I hate you.
我得去继续准备了 I have to go finish getting ready.
再见 达尼 Later, Dani.
给我发短信吧 Text me.
混蛋 Asshole.
怎么样了 伙计？ How'd it go, man?
我不知道 I don't know, man.
我 我搞砸了 I-- I screwed up pretty bad.
你得去和黑人女孩约会 See, you gotta go back to dating black girls.
你说得对 You're so right.
我知道 I know!
她们太棒了 伙计 They just-- they just get us, man.
看看新新网红情侣 Check who's social media official.
哦 Ooh.
是的 Yeah.
是啊 Yeah.
你还好吧 伙计？ You all right, man?
我没事 Yeah, I'm good.
接下来的几周 他的淤青会让他 He'll be looking pretty ugly with that black eye
丑上一阵子 for the next couple of weeks.
我说的对吧？ Am I right?
嗯 Hmm.
不过 我还是有点想米奇 Still do miss Mickey, though.
哎呀 Yikes.
啊 随便啦 Ah, whatever.
都快忘得一干二净了 Just bottle those feelings up.
生活还在继续 I'll just push on forward.
伙计 你确定你没事吧？ Dude, are you sure you're OK?
是的 Yeah.
他们很般配啊 They deserve each other.
而且我会把这故事加到电影里的 Plus, I'll just put it in the movie.
电影？ Movie?
什么电影？ What movie?
我们的电影计划 Our film project?
要在两周内完成 记得吗？ It's due in like two weeks, remember?
狗屎 Shit.
兄弟 我现在碰都不想碰照相机 Bro, I don't even want to touch a camera right now.
我真的不介意失败—— I really don't care if we fail or--
我留了点钱买快餐和身体乳 Look, besides spending money on fast food and lotion,
我把所有的钱都留给这部短片了 I've been saving all my money for the short film.
这次里面不会有什么忍者或马什么的 And there won't be any ninjas or horses in this one, OK?
继续说 I'm listening.
好的 OK.
听好 Check it.
电影开场 在夜总会门外有两个人 等着进去 Open up on two dudes outside of a club, waiting to get in.
嗯？ Huh?
嗯？ Hm?